Office Raccoon 'Processing Indefinitely' Hoodie | Unhinged Animal Bureaucracy, Deadpan Office Meme
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Deadpan watercolor otter at a tiny desk, captioned in clipped corporate lingo to flip office absurdity into a quiet joke. Muted neutrals and soft ink washes give the illustration a gentle, relatable vibe that reads like an inside joke for anyone worn down by meetings and HR forms. This unisex hoodie fits the “Unhinged Animal Bureaucracy” trend by pairing an anthropomorphic office animal with understated, dry humor — a wearable nod to adulting animal memes and office-raccoon-style illustrations. Product features - 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium‑heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) - Without side seams (tubular knit) - Drawstring hood with color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood - Kangaroo pouch pocket - DTF sleeve and wrist prints; DTG for main print Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean