{"product_id":"pending-indefinitely-sloth-desk-illustration-velveteen-plush-blanket-unhinged-animal-bureaucracy","title":"Pending Indefinitely Sloth Desk Illustration Velveteen Plush Red Blanket | Unhinged Animal Bureaucracy","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDeadpan office humor meets cozy comfort: a muted watercolor-style sloth in spectacles sits behind a cluttered desk with the caption “Status update: Pending indefinitely,” delivering gentle satire of bureaucracy in an understated, adulting-animal illustration. Printed on a soft, medium weight polyester blanket, the design uses calm neutrals and minimal linework to keep the vibe quietly absurd and relatable for anyone who wants a low-key nod to office life while relaxing at home or during remote work breaks. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd², ~300 g\/m²) with extra soft touch - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":47257073778941,"sku":"23526957296721756361","price":26.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":47257073811709,"sku":"21084164438042585340","price":46.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":47257073844477,"sku":"10151892827270173161","price":64.22,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/6989\/3117\/files\/16430393455627158970_2048.jpg?v=1772540718","url":"https:\/\/thedog-e-doshop.com\/ja\/products\/pending-indefinitely-sloth-desk-illustration-velveteen-plush-blanket-unhinged-animal-bureaucracy","provider":"the dog-e-do shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}